WHAT IF : Top 10 IMBA Ultimates If Dota Had No Skill Cooldown or Manacost

Yeah Ghost Ship till you drop.

Hello there guys. This day was the worst. My legs are aching, and I'm fucking tired. Enrollment in the Philippines is so gay, so many things you have to do first to do that. WTF. So anyway, after the tiring shit you have to do, I finally played DotA with my friends to finish the day off on a local computer shop. And that's what the post today is all about. Sorry guys for the late post, but ugh. I'm just tired.

WAIT. For those readers who don't know what DotA is, do you live in a cave or something? First of all, it's a game. A harsh game that doesn't accept new players. Yeah, it's that harsh.

Ugh, but still.  Quick Info.

• DotA is a mod-map on the game Warcraft III : Frozen Throne. 
• The map is even better than the game itself.
• DotA stands for Defense of the Ancients.
• DotA is a real time strategy game.
• But you only control one unit, your hero.
• Each hero has it's own 4 unique skills.
• The game is 5v5.
• The objective of the game is to reach the opposite side of your base, which is the enemy's base, and destroy their respective main building. 
• World Tree for Sentinel and Frozen Throne for Scourge
• There are three ways to those building, which are called lanes.
• Each lane produces weak units called creeps that attack the opposing creeps.
• You stay on your lane to strengthen your character by killing enemy heroes or killing creeps.
• The rest are too complicated for beginners to understand.

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Now THAT'S out of the way, let's begin the post.

So while I was playing DotA about two hours ago, I imagined if DotA had no manacost or cooldowns, (like WTF mode for players). So what would be the best 10 Ultimate SKILLS.?

Note : Only Ultimate Skills


Let's begin.


10. MASS SERPENT WARDS
from Rhasta the Shadow Shaman
Skill Description : Summons 8 immobile serpentine wards to attack enemies. The wards are immune to magic.

Serpent FUCK!

Yes 8 of this hurts. But 64? That fucking sucks! Not only can this skill trap someone but, you can fucking protect yourself with invulnerability by cloaking yourself with this snakes. IMBA! Tentacle rape FTW!

9. CALL DOWN
from Aurel Vlaicu the Gyrocopter
Skill Description : The Gyrocopter launches two missiles at the targeted area. The first missile strikes in 2 seconds, followed by the second missile at 4 seconds. Enemies in the area when a missile strikes are damaged and slowed.

End of the World by Gyro

So what do you do if you're in the red zone. You run. But WTF, if 12 of that red circles are across your way, what in the hell can you dou?? You're slowed, hurt and buttfucked by Gyro's missiles. There is no fucking escape. Unless of course you're Morphling. lol, there is escape. Imagine if Gyro had Aghanim's and he can cast this global. SPAMSPAMSPAM = GG.

8. EARTH SPLITTER
by Cairne Bloodhoof the Tauren Chieftain
Skill Description : Using his mighty axe, the Tauren Chieften rends the very earth itself, sending a jagged crack under the feet of his enemies. After several seconds the earth implodes, sending his foes tumbling inwards. Any unit caught in the implosion will take damage based on their maximum life and have their speed slowed for a short time. Implodes after 3 seconds. Deals 35% of a unit's maximum HP.

RUN BARA, RUN!!

35% of max HP damage. 35% x 3 = 105%. Yup. Three or more of this and you're dead. With the skill's long range and your spammage. /GG.

7. OVERGROWTH
by Rooftrellen the Treant Protector
Skill Description : Summons an overgrowth of damaging vines and branches. Prevents all nearby enemies from moving or attacking and deals damage to each. 

Imagine you are one of these creeps and it lasted for an hour.

You can't move and it fucking hurts you! And the Treant is pressing R over and over for the whole game. Yes, IMBA disable. No fucking way out.  But the thing is, you can still skill some disables like the one below.

6. RAVAGE
by Leviathan the Tidehunter
Skill Description : Slams the ground, causing waves of spikes to ring the hero in all directions. Deals damage and stuns. 

Yes 10 of this and your ass will seriously hurt.

 Five Level 3 Ravages = 2250 damage and 22.5 second stun. Yes, you can't do anything and you die, assuming you're in the area.

5. CHRONOSPHERE
by Darkterror the Faceless Void
Skill Description : Faceless Void creates a rip in spacetime causing all units in that area to become trapped for its duration. Faceless Void has a mysterious connection with spacetime that causes him to be unaffected by the sphere. 

KEWL

Yes, Void creating multiple chrono's to fuck you up while you can't move and yeah, you can imagine it.



4. THUNDERGOD'S WRATH
by Zeus the Lord of Olympus
Skill Description : Strikes down all enemy heroes with a bolt of lightning. 

Shutup! I know's it's from WODOTA.

 Imagine this, youre at the base, you're Zeus and no cooldown or manacost. Spam your SS until your fingers heart and scream DIE while sleeping. Yes, you haven't even left the base and you already have rampage.

3. BORROWED TIME
by Abaddon the Lord of Avernus
Skill Description : When activated, most negative buffs will be removed and any damage you take will heal you instead of damage you. If the ability is not in cooldown, it will passively activate when your hitpoints drop below 400 hp. 

Fuck you Roshan

 Without cooldown, you cannot die with this skil on. IMBA. But unless you are given........

2. DOOM
by Lucifer the Doom Bringer
Skill Description : The target unit becomes inflicted with Doom. The afflicted unit cannot cast spells and will take damage per second. 

Neutrals are too powerful to be casted Doom on.

 With Doom, you can't use borrowed time. You can't do all those skills above. You can't do anything but run. And he will fucking spamming you until you die. VERYVERYVERYVERY IMBA.

1. REINCARNATION
by King Leoric the Skeleton King
Skill Description : When killed the Skeleton King will come back to life and slow enemies in a 700 aoe by 30% for 3 seconds. 

Leoric: Wait for me you fucking neuts!

 NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO TO LEORIC HE WON'T DIE. DOOM OR NOT HE STILL WON'T DIE.  HE'S THE GOD OF DOTA IF IT HAS NO COOLDOWNS. THE END.